Have You Seen This Man?
His name is Michael Wood, and in the morning, he is a lean, mean, coffee-drinking machine. Residents should refrain from making sudden movements and sounds. Approach with caution. If you do not see a coffee cup in hand, do not approach at all. Back away slowly with your arms crossed, and your eyes focussed on the sky. Once safe, please call the authorities.
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Posted at 14:51
