Want a free car?
Attention would-be car thieves: if you are interested in driving away with a nice, new-ish BMW 330Ci Coupé, Toyota Celica GT, Acura RSX, or a variety of other my-parents-buy-my-love-with-expensive-luxuries cars, please visit the Easy Park parking lot located at the corner of Cambie and Pender Street in downtown Vancouver. Come between 8:30 and 8:45am, and watch in amazement as one of these spoiled drivers parks their car, and leaves it running as they go purchase a ticket. There is a good 45 second window of opportunity for you to casually walk up to their running car, open the door, back up, and drive off. Enjoy!PS: I'll be the guy getting out of an old Honda Civic waving and smiling at you as you drive away to better places. Don't forget to wave back!
Posted at 10:01
